see I'm not skin and bones I am sunshine and snow

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(Source: msfili)

mayor-alex:

jabootycrossing:

That’s a moray

I’m sorry, I know this has been done before I just wanted one for my own blog because I thought it was hilarious.

I showed this to my dad and he laughed

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

minicanada:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE TWEET EVER

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

thesonicscrew:

GREATEST IMPROVISED LINE EVER

(Source: fifthharmony)

brianxeller:

talking about your otp like

brianxeller:

talking about your otp like

thenewleafchronicles:

murdercrossing:

Ok guys look at this app. There’s so much in it that it’d take forever to explain it to you so I took some pictures. I don’t know how many of you would use it, but this app is basically just a bunch of lists that you can use to keep track of what you have and need. It’s saved my life and a bunch of bells so go get it and leave a review. It’s especially good for knowing what paintings are real or not.

It’s amazing I totally recommend it!

Anonymous asked:

Over the past year, my sexual fetishes have been slowly getting more perverse; But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I'd hit rock bottom.

swinging-onthe-spiral:

iguanamouth:

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I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.

MOTHER FU-