see I'm not skin and bones I am sunshine and snow

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

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kyusaysrawr:

CAN WE DO THIS

kyusaysrawr:

CAN WE DO THIS

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

(Source: bloodyoathmate)

glamorous-enterlude:

phananigans:

therealerice:

hazelcoulson:

lordofthefangirls:

crazypeoplejail:

thisgirlgames:

notxam:

in case you needed a reminder that humans are incredible and terrifying

I was only a minute and a half into this video before the urge to reblog completely won over.

wait how is he doing that thing that he’s doing? what is this

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- WHAT WHATT

HOLY FUC—NG SHI-

What. In. The. World.

ITS BACK!

HOLY MOTHER SHIT

kingdomfullofhearts:

indikos:

My boyfriend got me this hat :3

This woman is one of the most breathtaking beauties I have ever seen

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

angelsablaze:

I AM SUCH A FUCKING NAIVE DORK. YOU KNOW WHAT I SAID WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE? I FUCKING SAID, “WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH ALL OF THAT PESTO AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU PUTTING IT IN CAKE?”

(Source: dicemastaflex)

heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

preservedcucumbers:

gingerhaze:

I am laughing so hard at this gif that I made I have officially lost my mind

I have to reblog this because I just about choked with laughter, my face hurts

preservedcucumbers:

gingerhaze:

I am laughing so hard at this gif that I made I have officially lost my mind

I have to reblog this because I just about choked with laughter, my face hurts

jlrobinson:

Can we talk about this shirt my friend just got

jlrobinson:

Can we talk about this shirt my friend just got